College Student Signs

You Might Be A College Student:

- If you average 3 hours of sleep a night

- If your trash is overflowing and your bank account isn't

- If you go to Wal-Mart more than 3 times a week

- If you are personally keeping the local pizza place from bankruptcy

- If you wake up 10 minutes before class

- If you wear the same jeans 13 days in a row -- without washing them

- If your breakfast consists of a coke on the way to class

- If your social life consists of a date with the library

- If it takes a shovel to find the floor of your room

- If you carry less than a dollar on your person

- If you haven't done laundry in so long you are wearing your swim suit to class

- If you celebrate when you find a quarter

- If your room is so cold that your toilet freezes over

- If you wear a sweat suit for so long that it stands up by itself

- If your backpack is giving you Scoliosis

- If you get more sleep in class than in your room

- If your idea of feeding the poor is buying yourself some Ramen Noodles

- If you can sleep through your roommate's blaring stereo

- If you live in an area that is smaller than most mobile homes

- If you get more e-mail than mail......

THEN YOU MIGHT BE A COLLEGE STUDENT!!!