Musical jokes

Q: What do you get when you play a new age song backwards?

A: A new age song.

Q: What happens if you sing country music backwards?

A: You get your job and your wife back.

Disco is to music what Etch-A-Sketch is to art.

Q: How can you tell someone is a true music lover?

A: When they even put their ear up to the bathroom keyhole.

After silence, music comes closest to expressing the inexpressible.

Music is the only sensual pleasure without vice.