Musician Jokes

How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?
→ Twenty. 1 to do it and the other 19 to stand around and say, "I can do that!"

What do you get if Bach falls off a horse, but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?
→ Bach in the saddle again.

How many bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
→ Two. One to screw it in, and one to complain that it's electrified.

How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?
→ Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb, 2 to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.

How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?
→ Seven; one to change and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.

Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?
→ Because he's Haydn!

What's musical and handy in a supermarket?
→ A Chopin Liszt.

What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?
→ A pair of Re-bachs.

What do you call a male quartet?
→ Three men and a tenor.