Flute Jokes

What's the definition of a minor second?
→ Two flutes playing a unison.

Flute players spend half their time tuning their instrument and the other half playing out of tune.

Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?
→ To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

What is perfect pitch on a flute?
→ When it misses the rim of the toilet as you throw it in.