English Horn Jokes

What is the difference between hearing an English horn solo and being tortured?
→ One is far more painful to your ears.

What's the name of a good English horn player?
→ I'll tell you when I meet one.

How many English horn players does it take to change a light bulb?
→ One, but he gyrates so much, he'll fall off the ladder.

Why is wetting your pants like playing an English Horn?
→ Both give you a warm feeling but no one notices.