Drummer Jokes

Why do drummers have a half ounce more brains than horses?
→ So they don't disgrace themselves at the parade.

How do you know if there is a percussionist at the door?
→ The knocking gets slower.

How can you tell when there is a drummer at your front door?
→ The knocking gets faster.

How do you know when a drum solo's really bad?
→ The bass player notices.

How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?
→ Only one, but he'll break ten bulbs before figuring out that they can't just be pushed in.

What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?
→ A drummer.

What do you call a drummer who has just broken up with his girlfriend?
→ Homeless.

How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?
→ Twenty. One to hold the bulb, and nineteen to drink until the room spins.

What did the drummer get on his I.Q. test?
→ Drool.

If thine enemy wrong thee, buy each of his children a drum.