Clarinet Jokes

What's the definition of a nerd?
→ Someone who has his or her own alto clarinet.

Why do clarinetists leave their cases on the dashboard?
→ So they can park in the handicap zones.

What do you call a bass-clarinetist with half a brain?
→ Gifted.

What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?
→ Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces.

How do know a clarinet player is playing loud?
→ You can almost hear them.

How do you get a clarinet player to play louder?
→ You can't!