Bassoon Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road?
→ To get away from the bassoon recital.

Why is a bassoon better than an oboe?
→ The bassoon burns longer.

What is a burning oboe good for?
→ Setting a bassoon on fire.

Which burns better, an oboe or a bassoon?
→ A bassoon; there's more wood!

How many bassoonists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
→ Only one, but they'll insist on going through about 5 bulbs before they find one that suits this particular room and situation.

What are oboes good for?
→ Kindling when burning basoons