Fish Riddles 5

What kind of money do fishermen make?
→ Net profits!

What do you get if you cross a salmon, a bird's leg and a hand?
→ Birdsthigh fish fingers!

What kind of noise annoys an oyster?
→ A noisy noise annoys an oyster! (Try saying that fast!)

What kind of fish goes well with ice-cream?
→ Jellyfish!

What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
→ 'Your plaice or mine'!

Where does seaweed look for a job?
→ In the 'Kelp-wanted' adds!

Why is a fish easy to weigh?
→ Because it has its own scales!

Why are fish boots the warmest ones to wear?
→ Because they have electric 'eels!

Why are dolphins cleverer than humans?
→ Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish!

To whom do fish go to borrow money?
→ The loan shark!