Chicken Road Riddles

Which day of the week do chickens hate most?
→ Fry-day!

What happens when you drop a hand gren-egg?
→ It eggs-plodes!

Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
→ He wasn't what he was cracked up to be!

Is chicken soup good for your health?
→ Not if you're the chicken!

Why did the chicken cross the road?
→ To get to the other side!

What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy?
→ "You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours!"

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud and cross the road again?
→ Because he was a dirty double-crosser!

Why didn't the chicken skeleton cross the road?
→ Because he didn't have enough guts!

Why did the chicken cross the playground?
→ To get to the other slide!