Elephant Crash Diet

Have you heard about the elephant that went on a crash diet?
→ He wrecked three cars, a bus and two fire engines!

Why do elephants eat raw food?
→ Because they don't know how to cook!

Why did the elephant eat the candle?
→ For light refreshment!

How can you tell if there is an elephant in your dessert?
→ You get very lumpy ice cream!

What kind of elephants live in Antartica?
→ Cold ones!

How do you fit five elephants into a car?
→ Two in the front, two in the back and the other in the glove compartment!

How does an elephant get out of a small car?
→ The same way that he got in!

Why do elephants have trunks?
→ Because they would look silly carrying suitcases!