Dog Seasons

What kind of meat do you give a stupid dog?
→ Chump chops!

How many seasons are there in a dogs life?
→ Just one, the moulting season!

What do you call a dog with no legs?
→ It doesn't matter what you call him, he still won't come!

Why is it called a "litter" of puppies?
→ Because they mess up the whole house!

How do you stop a dog smelling?
→ Put a peg on it's nose!

What is the best time to take a Rottweiler for a walk?
→ Any times he wants to!

When is a black dog not a black dog?
→ When it's a greyhound!

How do you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a melon?
→ Melon-collie!

What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
→ Hush puppies!

What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
→ Slush puppies!