Dog Licence Riddles

Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat?
→ Cats can't drive!

What do you call a dog in the middle of a muddy road?
→ A mutt in a rut!

What do you get if you cross a dog with a blind mole?
→ A dog that keeps barking up the wrong tree!

What do you call a happy Lassie?
→ A jolly collie!

What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
→ A dingo-ling!

What dog loves to take bubble baths?
→ A shampoodle!

How do you catch a runaway dog?
→ Hide behind a tree and make a noise like a bone!

What dogs are best for sending telegrams?
→ Wire haired terriers!!

What kind of dog does a vampire prefer?
→ Any kind of bloodhound!

What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers?
→ A bud hound!