Football Riddles 2

Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
→ They might be cheetahs!

- Manager: Our new midfielder cost ten million. I call him our wonder player.

- Fan: Why's that?

- Manager: Everytime he plays I wonder why I bothered to buy him!

Why do artists never win when they play football?
→ They keep drawing!

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
→ So that they can pack the defence!

Where do old bowling balls end up?
→ In the gutter!

- Manager: I thought I told you to lose weight. What happened to your three week diet?

- Player: I finished it in three days!

What part of a football pitch smells nicest?
→ The scenter spot!