Lots More Blonde Riddles

Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
→ You can park in the handicap zone.

What was the blonde psychic's greatest achievment?
→ An IN-body experience!

What's a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme?
→ Humpme Dumpme.

How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?
→ Shine a flashlight in their ear.

Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?
→ It takes too long to retrain them.

What's the difference between a blonde and a computer?
→ You only have to punch information into a computer once.

What do a blonde and your computer have in common?
→ You don't know how much either of them mean to you until they go down on you.

Why don't blondes eat Jello?
→ They can't figure out how to get two cups of water into those little packages.

Why don't blondes eat bananas?
→ They can't find the zipper.

What will a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
→ Her ankles.

Why don't blondes use vibrators?
→ They chip their teeth.

Why don't blondes in San Francisco wear short black mini skirts?
→ Cause their balls show!

Why do blondes drive BMWs?
→ It's the only car name they can spell.

What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side?
→ An interpreter.

What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?
→ A mental block.

What do blondes do with their arseholes in the morning?
→ Pack their lunch and send them to work.

What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning?
→ Introduces herself.

How can you steal the window seat of a blonde on a plane going to London?
→ Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row.

How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?
→ She fell out of the tree.

What's a blonde's idea of safe sex?
→ Locking the car door.