Bill Gates Reinvents Cars
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- New seats would require everyone to have the same body size.
- We'd all have to switch to Microsoft Gas.
- The U.S. government would get subsidies from an automaker--a first.
- The oil, alternator, gas, and engine warning lights would be replaced by a single "General Car Fault" warning light.
- Sun Motorsystems would make a car that was solar-powered, twice as reliable, five times as fast, but ran on only 5% of the roads.
- You would be constantly pressured to upgrade your car.
- You could have only one person in the car at a time, unless you bought Car 95 or CarNT - but then you would have to buy more seats.
- Occasionally your car would die for no apparent reason and you would have to restart it. Strangely, you would just accept this as normal.
- Every time the lines on the road were repainted, you'd have to buy a new car.
- People would get excited about the new features of Microsoft cars, forgetting that the same features had been available from other carmakers for years.
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