The Three Wishes

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, who were all stranded on an island.

One day they found a genie and he said he would grant them three wishes.

All three of them agreed that each of them would get one wish each.

The brunette said:

- I wish I was home in my bed and that this never happened. - and poof her wish was granted.

The redhead said:

- I wish that I was at home in my bed and this never happened. - and poof her wish was granted.

Then the blond said:

- I wish my friends were here with me.