Silly Questions

- If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter?

- If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?

- Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon?

- What do chickens think we taste like?

- What do people in China call their good plates?

- What do you call a male ladybug?

- What hair color do they put on the drivers license of a bald man?

- When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

- When they first invented the clock, how did they know what time it was to set it?

- Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

- Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

- How is it possible to have a civil war?

- If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?

- If you ate pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry?

- If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

- Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "assteroids?"

- Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?

- If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkey's and apes?

- Whose cruel idea was it for the word lisp to have a "s" in it?

- If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?