Pregnant Daughter

The girl admitted under parental questioning that she was pregnant, but couldn't say who was responsible.

- All right! - bellowed her Mother - you march yourself to your room, and don't come out until you can give us a definite answer.

Later that nite her voice rang down the stairs:

- Hey Mom, I think I have an idea now.

- I should hope so! - the Mother responded. The very idea that any daughter of mine could get pregnant, let alone not know the father.

- Chill Mom. - the girl said. I got it narrowed down to the band or the football team!