Redneck Story

So a dude turns to the guy next to him at a bar and asks:

- Hey, you wanna hear a redneck story?

The guy says:

- Buddy, I'm six feet, 210 pounds, an' ma name's Billy Joe. You see the guy on the other side of you? That there's Bubba. He's 225 pounds of solid muscle and he's a redneck. And the boy next to him? Mike's a trucker who weighs 295 and he's a redneck, too. Now, do you still want to tell your redneck story?

The fella says:

- Naw, you're right. . . I'd hate to have to explain it three times!