Tuns of Puns Part I

Did you hear about the butcher who accidentally backed into the meat grinder?
→ He got a little behind in his work.

Did you hear about the dentist who married a manicurist?
→ They fight tooth and nail!

Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?
→ He sold his soul to Santa.

Did you hear about the guy that lost his left arm and leg in a car crash?
→ He's all right now.

Did you hear about the pregnant bedbug?
→ She had her baby in the spring.

Have you seen Quasimodo?
→ I have a hunch he's back!

How do crazy people go through the forest?
→ They take the psycho path.

How do snakes end a fight?
→ They hiss and make up.

How do you clean ice off tall buildings?
→ With sky scrapers.

How do you get a frog off the back window of your car?
→ Use the rear defrogger.

How do you revive a drowning rodent?
→ Give it mouse-to-mouse resuscitation.