Request for a Raise

The male sexual organ requests a promotion and a raise for the following reasons:

• has to work hard
• has to work at great depths
• has to work upside down
• has no ventilation or air conditioned environment at work
• has to work in a high humidity environment
• has to work at high temperatures
• does not get weekends and holidays off
• does not get time off after extra hours of work
• has a hazardous work environment that often causes professional sickness

Request DENIED for the following reasons:

• does not work 8 hours in a row
• does not answer immediately to all requests
• does not have a degree
• after a short activity period, falls asleep at work
• shows no fidelity to the workplace
• retires too early
• does not work at all unless pushed from behind
• does not leave the workplace clean after finishing work