Life as a Penis
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- You've got a hole in your head.
- Your master strangles you all the time.
- Your head is smaller than the rest of you.
- You shrink in cold water.
- You never get a haircut.
- You always hang around with 2 nuts.
- Your closest neighbor is an asshole.
- Your best friend is a pussy.
- Your scalp gets cut off if you're Jewish.
- Everytime you get excited, you throw up.
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