Three Drunk Fathers

Three drunks were sitting at a bar. The first one said...:

- I went in my daughter's room, looked in the drawer and found a pack of cigarettes.

He paused.

- I didn't even know she smoked!

The second drunk said...:

- I can beat that! I went into my daughters room, looked in the closet and found a case of beer. I didn't even know she drank!

The first two looked at the third as he begin to speak..

- I can beat that! I went into my daughter's room and looked under her pillow. I found a pack of condoms!!!

He paused...

- I didn't even know she had a penis!!!