Women Jokes

Why did God give man a penis?
→ So we'd have at least one way to shut a woman up!

What are the small bumps around a woman's' nipples for?
→ Its Braille for "suck here."

What's the difference between a woman with PMS and a pitbull?
→ Lipstick.

Why do women close their eyes during sex?
→ They can't stand seeing a man have a good time.

Why did the army send so many women with PMS to the Persian Gulf?
→ They fought like animals and retained water for 4 days.

What's the difference between your wife and your job?
→ After 5 years your job will still suck.

How is a women like a condom?
→ Both of them spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.

What's the difference between a '90's woman and a computer?
→ A '90's woman won't accept a three and a half inch floppy.