Expressing Stupidity

Lets face it, there are a lot of dumb people out there. Sometimes you want to express how stupid they really are and here's how...

• An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.
• As smart as bait.
• Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash.
• Doesn't know much, but leads the league in nostril hair.
• Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor.
• Forgot to pay his brain bill.
• His belt doesn't go through all the loops.
• If he had another brain, it would be lonely.
• Missing a few buttons on his remote control.
• Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.
• Receiver is off the hook.
• Surfing in Nebraska.
• An experiment in Artificial Stupidity.
• A few beers short of a six-pack.
• A few peas short of a casserole.
• The cheese slid off his cracker.
• Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear.
• Couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel.
• He fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.
• Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.