Holy Camel

A Priest, a Nun, and a Camel are crossing the desert.

The camel falls dead.

"Before I die," the father says, "I would like to see a woman naked." So the nun takes off all her clothes.

She then says, "Before I die I would like to see a man naked." So the father takes off his clothes. She looks at his penis and says, "My God!! What is that for?"

He says "You stick it in a hole and it brings forth life."

The nun replies, "Then how about you stick it up that camels ass and let's get the hell out of here!"