You're A Redneck If

You're a redneck if...

- You have more fingers than you do teeth

- You cut your grass and find a car

- You consider Denny's a Fancy Resturant

- Your best Suit contains more than 5 colors

- Your age is higher than your I.Q.

- Your favorite pickup line is "Does this look infected to you?"

- You ask your wife wheather the spot on your neck is a boil or a mole and she replies "Its a gummy bear."

- You have a family reunion and everyone in town shows up.

- You say "Watch this" everytime before you goto the hospital.

- Your wife and ex-wife are sisters.