Great To Be American

Top ten reasons why it's great to be American:

• You can have a woman president without electing her
• You can spell colour wrong and get away with it
• You can call Budweiser beer
• You can be a crook and still be president
• If you've got enough money you can get elected to do anything
• If you can breathe you can get a gun
• You can invent a new public holiday every year
• You can play golf in the most hideous clothes ever made and nobody seems to care.
• You get to call everyone you've never met "buddy"
• You can think you're the greatest nation on earth.
• You can get a pizza within minutes of ordering.