Creative Ways To Say Stupid

- A few crumbs short of a crouton.

- A few clowns short of a circus.

- A few fries short of a Happy Meal.

- An experiment in Artificial Stupidity.

- A few beers short of a six-pack.

- A few peas short of a casserole.

- The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead.

- One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl.

- One taco short of a combination plate.

- A few feathers short of a whole duck.

- All foam, no beer.

- Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel.

- Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.

- He fell out of the Stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.

- An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.

- As smart as bait.

- Chimney's clogged.

- Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash.

- Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor.

- Forgot to pay her brain bill.

- Her sewing machine's out of thread.

- If she had another brain, it would be lonely.

- Missing a few buttons on his remote control.

- Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

- Has the intelligence of a Carrot.