Boring Job Signs

The top signs that you have a boring job:

• You're introduced to everyone as "The Minesweeper God".
• You have visited every website in the world.
• You're the Spelling Bee Coordinator in rural Alabama.
• You are the only one that is ready for the rush of ticket sales for that New Kids on the Block reunion tour.
• You're able to pull staples out of papers with your teeth.
• Your doctor says that he's never seen someone exposed to so much photocopier radiation in his life.
• You've seen the late night commercial for the Chia Dildo.
• Your workload is so intense that you can write Top 10 lists all day long.
• In your 10 years on the force as an Amish Traffic Cop, you have not had to write one single speeding ticket.