Dentist Visit

The Smiths were shown into the dentist's office, where Mr. Smith made it clear he was in a big hurry.

- No fancy stuff, Doctor - he ordered:

- No gas or needles or any of that stuff. Just pull the tooth and get it over with.

- I wish more of my patients were as stoic as you - said the dentist admiringly:

- Now, which tooth is it?

Mr. Smith turned to his wife..

- Show him, honey.