Medical Advancement

A British doctor says:

- Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another man, and have him looking for work in six weeks.

A German doctor says:

- That's nothing. We can take a lung out of one person, put it in another man, and have him looking for work in four weeks.

A Russian doctor says:

- In my country, medicine is so advanced we take half a heart out of one person, put it in another man, and have both of them looking for work in two weeks.

The American doctor, not to be outdone, says:

- You guys are way behind us. We just took a man with no brain out of Texas, put him in the White House, and now half the country is looking for work.