Stupid Insults Part 30
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- Traveling faster than light, but left his sneakers behind.
- Traveling without a passport/towel.
- Trips over cordless phones.
- Truck can't haul a full load.
- Trying out for the javelin retrieval team.
- Tuning in shortwave with a TV antenna.
- Two bits shy of a word/dollar.
- Two chapters short of a novel.
- Two degrees off square.
- Two inches taller than spherical.
- Two saucers short of a tea-service.
- Two sheep short of a sweater.
- Two socks short of a pair.
- Two suits short of a full deck. (A half-wit.)
- Types 120 words a minute but her keyboard isn't plugged in.
- Ugly as a warthog and half as smart.
- Unclear which of Newton's three laws of motion keeps his ears apart.
- Understands English as well as any parrot.
- Used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
- Useful as a chocolate teapot.
- Useful as a football bat.
- Useful as a hip pocket on a T-shirt.
- Useful as a kickstand on a horse.
- Useful as a mint-flavored suppository.
- Useful as an ashtray on a motorcycle.
- Useful as dinosaur repellent.
- Useful as tits on a bullfrog / bull / boar-hog.
- Uses all three functional neurons for his best work.
- Uses his head best for rolling Easter eggs.
- Uses his head to keep the rain out of his neck.
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