Addicted to Internet Porn

Signs Your Partner Is Addicted to Internet Porn:

• During foreplay, he's always double-clicking your G-spot.
• His new computer includes a DVD-ROM drive, a 56k modem, and a tissue dispenser.
• When she wants you to take off your pants, she says, "Scroll down."
• Tells everyone he's a pioneer in "palm computing."
• He's suing Playboy.com for repetitive stress injuries.
• Her favorite actor? Tommy Lee.
• When he sees a hot babe, he wryly says, "Boy, I'd like to click on her."
• You look deep into his eyes and see a faint image of Asia Carrera burned into his corneas.
• As you undress, he takes out his credit card and tells you his birthday.
• During sex, he shouts, "Refresh! Refresh!"
• His version of foreplay: You lie naked on the bed with a sheet covering you... he pulls it down slowly for ten minutes.