Four Men on a Plane

An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane when the pilot comes on the loud speaker and says:

- We're having mechanical problems and the only way we can make it to the next airport is for 3 of you to open the door and jump. At least one of you will survive.

The four open the door and look out below. The Englishman takes a deep breath and hollers:

- God Save The Queen - and jumps.

The Frenchman gets really inspired and hollers:

- Viva La France - and he also jumps.

This really pumps up the Texan so he hollers:

- Remember the Alamo - and he grabs the Mexican and throws him out of the plane.