Wife Helps The Cop

A male driver is pulled over by a cop and the following conversation takes place:

- Man: What's the problem officer?

- Cop: You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone.

- Man: No sir, I was going 65.

- Wife: Oh Harry. You were going 80.

(Man gives his wife a dirty look.)

- Cop: I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light.

- Man: Broken tail light? I didn't know about a broken tail light!

- Wife: Oh Harry, you've known about that tail light for weeks.

(Man gives his wife a dirty look.)

- Cop: I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt.

- Man: Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car.

- Wife: Oh Harry, you never wear your seat belt.

- Man: Shut your mouth, woman!

- Cop: Ma'am, does your husband always talk to you this way?

- Wife: No, only when he's drunk.