Army Humor Mix

The company commander saw the results of Private Gibbson's Firing exercise and his face fell. The private exclaimed plaintively:

- Sir, I think I am going to commit suicide by shooting myself.

- By shooting? - reasked the company commander.

- Not a bad idea! But take as many cartridges as possible.

When asked what he thought about the new squad radio, one Army sergeant told the man from the R&D agency:

- This squad radio should be replaced with a good whistle.

Little grandson asked:

- Granddaddy, when you were in the Army and were posted as sentry at night, were you afraid?

- I was, grand sonny, but only until I fell asleep.