You Might Be a Lawyer

You Might Be A Lawyer If....

• You are charging someone for reading these jokes.
• The shortest sentence you have ever written was more than eighty words long.
• You have a daughter named Sue and a son named Bill.
• Your other car is a BMW.
• When you look in a mirror, you see a lawyer.
• When your wife says "I love you," you cross-examine her.