Racing Records

Some race horses staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast about his track record:

- In the last 15 races, I've won 8 of them!

Another horse breaks in:

- Well in the last 27 races, I've won 19!!

- Oh that's good, but in the last 36 races, I've won 28! - says another, flicking his tail.

At this point, they notice that a greyhound dog has been sitting there listening.

- I don't mean to boast, - says the greyhound, but in my last 90 races, I've won 88 of them!

The horses are clearly amazed.

- Wow! - says one, after a hushed silence.

- A talking dog.