Chicken Crossing Riddles

Why did the chicken cross the road?
→ To show the armadillo that it was possible.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
→ To get away from Colonel Sanders!

Why did the chicken cross the road twice?
→ Because it was a double-crosser.

Why did the Iraqi chicken cross the road?
→ To take over the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the playground?
→ To get to the other slide.

Why did the chicken cross the beach?
→ To get to the other tide.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
→ Chickens hadn't evolved yet.