Hungry Businessmen

A waitress walks up to one of her tables in a New York City restaurant and notices that the three Japanese businessmen seated there are furiously masturbating.

She yells:

- What the hell do you guys think you are doing?

One of the Japanese men explains:

- Can't you see? We are all berry hungry.

The waitress begs the question:

- So, how is whacking-off in the middle of the restaurant going to help that situation?

One of the other Japanese men replies:

- The menu say, FIRST COME, FIRST SERVED!