Curb And Gutter

A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said:

- I've got to take you in, pal. You're obviously drunk.

Our wasted friend asked:

- Ociffer, are ya absolutely sure I'm drunk?

- Yeah, buddy, I'm sure - said the copper.

- Let's go.

Breathing a sigh of relief, the wino said:

- Thank goodness, I thought I was a cripple.