The Unknown Soldier

A tourist, visiting a small town in Israel, came upon a statue dedicated to "The Unknown Soldier". At the base of the statue, a sign was displayed:

- Here lies Seymour Ruthenberg.

The tourist inquired of one of the locals how was it possible an unknown had a name.

The resident replied:

- As a soldier, that Seymour was pretty much unknown, but as an accountant-Oy! He was something.