German Pen

I saw a pen in a store the other day. I picked it up and took a look at it cause it was prettier than most.

The clerk said:

- It's made in Germany.

I said:

- That's too bad, I can't use it then.

The clerk said:

- What's the matter? You don't like German pens?

I said:

- No. I just never learned to write German.