Women Jokes

Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome, a good lover and a stimulating partner?
→ In the pages of a romance novel.

If a man says something in the middle of a forest, and there is no women around to hear him, is he still wrong?

How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?
→ Both of them.

There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men: "don't" and "stop".

There are a lot of words you can use to describe men: strong, caring, loving.

They'd be wrong, but you could still use them.

How can you tell soap operas are fictional?
→ In real life, men aren't affectionate in bed.

How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
→ No one knows. Its never happened.

How many men does it take to pop popcorn?
→ Three. One to hold the pan and two to show off and shake the stove.

The way to a man's heart is through his feet (but you need a long knife).

Why do men pay more than women for car insurance?
→ Because women don't get blowjobs while they're driving.