Random joke from this category
A political man to a woman, "You look beautiful today!!!!"
The woman replied, "Thanks, but unfortunately I could not say the same about you."
"Sure you could!!" said the political man, "if you could lie as well as I do!"
Why doesn't Hillary wear short dress?
→ Her balls would show.
In a survey of American women, when asked, "Would you sleep with President Clinton?" 86% replied, "Not again"
Perhaps you know why women over fifty don't have babies.
They would put them down somewhere and forget where they left them.
How are men like UFOs?
→ You don't know where they come from, what their mission is, or what time they're going to take off.
Why are men like blenders?
→ You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
What does a man and a floor have in common?
→ You lay them right the first time you can walk all over them forever!!
How does a man keep his youth?
→ By giving her money, furs and diamonds.
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
→ You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
Women dream of world peace, a safe environment, and eliminating hunger.
What do men dream of?
→ Being stuck in a lift with the Spice girls.
