Women Jokes

What's easier to make: a snowman or a snowwoman?
→ A snowman is easier to make, 'cause with a snowwoman you have to hollow out the head and pack all that extra snow into balls to make her breasts!

What is the difference between a pitbull dog and a PMS woman?
→ Lipstick.

What is the difference between a terrorist and a PMS woman?
→ You can negotiate with the terrorist.

How can you tell which bottle contains the PMS medicine?
→ It's the one with bite marks on the cap.

Why do men fart more than women?
→ Because women won't shut up long enough to build up pressure.

Why did the woman cross the road?
→ Who cares? What the hell was she doing out of the kitchen?!!

How do you blind a woman?
→ Put a windshield in front of her face!

What is the difference between a dog and a fox?
→ About 5 drinks.

Don't be sexist. Broads hate that!

Why do women pay so much attention to their appearance rather than to improving their minds?
→ Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.