Women Jokes

There is a new Barbie doll on the market -

LAPD Barbie ...comes with two nightsticks, in case one gets broken subduing a suspect. Taser also available.

There is a new Barbie doll on the market -

Avalanche Barbie ...buried in 16 feet of snow

There is a new Barbie doll on the market -

Junkie Barbie ...complete with needle tracks

There is a new Barbie doll on the market -

Chain Smoker Barbie ...with Surgeon General's warning on box

There is a new Barbie doll on the market -

Mutant Barbie ...

Professor Xavier's daughter: bald as a billiard ball, wearing a Dark Phoenix costume

There is a new Barbie doll on the market -

Fast Food Barbie ...also known as McBarbie...you want fries with that?

There is a new Barbie doll on the market -

Cyberpunk Barbie ...includes 'trodes and implants

There is a new Barbie doll on the market -

Venus de Milo Barbie ...made of rock; no head, no arms

There is a new Barbie doll on the market -

Homeless Barbie ...complete with stolen K-Mart shopping cart

There is a new Barbie doll on the market -

Grunge Barbie ...with flannel shirt and a goatee