Women Jokes

There is a new Barbie doll on the market -

Lion Tamer Barbie ...lion is included; Barbie's head is not

There is a new Barbie doll on the market -

Human Cannonball Barbie ...complete with spring-loaded cannon that will shoot her 15-20 feet

There is a new Barbie doll on the market -

Circus Clown Barbie ...complete with scary face paint and scary wig

There is a new Barbie doll on the market -

Barbie Brain in a Jar ...an empty jar

There is a new Barbie doll on the market -

Tonya Harding Barbie ...you didn't think we'd sell one without the other, did you?

There is a new Barbie doll on the market -

Hunchback Barbie ...pull the string and she cries, "Sanctuary! Sanctuary!"

There is a new Barbie doll on the market -

Militant Femminist Barbie ...with an assault rifle

There is a new Barbie doll on the market -

Safari Barbie ...with rifle, pith helmet, and pygmy guide

There is a new Barbie doll on the market -

Mortal Kombat Barbie ...includes more blood than you can even imagine

There is a new Barbie doll on the market -

Hippie Barbie ...complete with simulated controlled substances and paraphernalia